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1. Where does a Barista go after a coffee break?

Back to the grind.

2. Why did the wench laugh at the pirate's dick?

'Scurvy

3. A duck walks into a bar

Tells the bartender … gimme a roast beef sandwich .. the bartender says .. I’m sorry we do t serve ducks here .. get the hell out .. next day the duck waddles up to the bar and says gimme a roast beef sandwich ! Bartender again says I told you we don’t serve ducks here and if you come in again I’m gonna nail your beak to the bar !! Sure enough next day the duck comes back and says “ you got any nails ? “ Bartender says no .. “Then gimme a roast beef sandwich ! “

4. I was putting my 6yo Son to sleep

He said: "Dad I have Kidneys. You have Dadneys"

5. 2 men chatting at work..

"My brother's wife wants an overhanging balcony at the back of their house now.." "Cantilever?" "Nah, she's pretty hot..."

6. I can't quite recall the word for the part of the female anatomy that is sensitive and hard to find.

It's on the tip of my tongue.

7. What kind of grades to pirates get in school?

Hi C’s!!!!

8. What is your favorite breed of dog?

Chili dog.

9. Two guys are in a public restroom…

Two guys are standing next to each other at a public convenience. The first guy turns to the second. “Pardon me, but you’re Jewish. Right?” “Yeah, I am.” “From New York?” “Yeah!!” “Park Avenue synagogue? Were you circumcised by Mohel Abelman?” “Yeah!!! How do you know???” “He’s cross eyed and always cuts at a slant. You’re pissing on my foot.”

10. What did ask Hulk Hogan in his arts and crafts class ?

Whatcha gonna glue brother?

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